I don’t have any words for this. On one hand our society has inflated to the point where we’re able to hide various objects within our fat rolls, and on the other hand I’m literally getting paid to put this video onto a website with an accompanying written paragraph about it. Which one is more demented? That I’m getting paid to post this 4 second video about a giant fat dude, or that this fat dude is so fat he can hide guns in his girth? Fml.