Bride Books It From Wedding Because Stupid Groom Couldn’t Solve This Simple Math Problem

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An Indian woman dumped her husband-to-be on their wedding day because he couldn’t do simple addition.

According to sources, “the bride asked the groom to add 15 and six. When he replied 17, she called off the marriage.”

Oh man, he totally blew that on purpose. I’d do the same thing. I’d answer before she even finished the question.

“If you get this wrong, I’m calling off the wedding. What is the square..”

“FOUR!”

Don’t feel bad for the guy, or the women, because this was an arranged marriage. It’s not as if they had years together. They hardly knew one another. In fairness to her, she really didn’t have enough time to figure out the guy was a moron before she walked down the aisle.

My absolute favorite part of this news piece, however, is the mention of another recent wedding recently gone wrong.

Last month, another bride in Uttar Pradesh married a guest at her wedding after her groom-to-be had a seizure and collapsed.

Reports said the groom was epileptic and he had kept the information from the bride and her family.

Forget pretending to be dumb at math, THAT’S how you get out of a wedding.
[via BBC]