World’s Most Desperate Guy Creates ‘I Love You, Shauna’ Website To Win His Ex-Girlfriend Back

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I’m not sure what makes me more sad: The fact this guy can’t move on with his life or the fact that he put all this time into making a website for a girl that probably shouldn’t take him back? Here’s the backstory, according to Jezebel: After refusing to move-in with his girlfriend, this man ended up on the receiving end of a break-up. After stewing over it for a couple months, he created a public website called I Love You, Shauna. The website is literally www.iloveshaunanoel.com. In addition to being extremely embarrassing for Shauna, the Internet shrine is maybe the saddest, most pathetic attempt to win a girlfriend back that we’ve ever seen. Your balls, Bro… What happened to them?

The site appears to be crashing due to all the traffic it’s getting,  but here’s the first page. It reads: “I want to dedicate this site to you to show you that I’m truly sorry and serious about changing for the better. I love you more than life itself and would give anything for another chance.”

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I Love You Shauna


Here’s his apology:

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I Love You Shauna


Then he lists off all the things they’d do together if she took him back. So you went from not wanting to live with this chick to suddenly want to marry her, spend the rest of your life with her, and be the father of her children? That’s some 180!

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I Love You Shauna


Kinda have to wonder what Shauna wants here, bruh. And finally, a heart-felt explanation over… Uh…. The Jaws poster?! WTF?!

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I love You Shauna


Jezebel believes that after a little bit of Facebook stalking, they think Shauna took this sad sack back. Kinda have to wonder how long it’s going to last. Better get to buying those Steelers tickets…

[H/T: Elite Daily]