Getting stabbed in the head is usually fatal. Like, immediately fatal. You get stabbed and seconds later you’re dead. Really dead. Lights out for you and shit. That’s not what happened when Brazilian motorcycle taxi driver Juacelo Nunes got stabbed in the head…because he is the luckiest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
Last week, Nunes got into an altercation with a man at a party. Ever the coward (apparently), called upon his three friends to help him and one of them stabbed Nunes several times, the last of which left a 12-inch knife sticking out of Nunes’ head.
Who the fuck does that?
With knife-in-head, Nunes then took himself on a two ride to the nearest hospital.
According to Sky News:
“The knife passed through several nerves and veins, structures that can quickly kill a patient” said Gilberto Albuquerque, the director of the hospital in Teresina.
Mr Nunes also suffered two knife wounds to his throat, shoulder and chest when he was stabbed after an argument at the party in Agua Branca, more than 60 miles from Teresina, in northeastern Piaui state.
As for Nunes, he’s expected to make a full recovery. Like I said, dude is lucky. And he knows it.
“I thought I would die and only came to believe when I saw what happened to me, because if someone told me I would not have believed it.”
Mr Nunes’ wife said she was shocked when she saw him with the knife in his skull.
“I did not believe when I saw my husband like that,” Francisca Pereira said. “I thought he was going to die. It was a miracle.”
[H/T Lane Splitter]