This Guy Listed His Dick Size In What Just Might Be The Greatest Tinder Profile Ever

Tinder is an app full of lies in deceit that people spew out at each other in an attempt to get laid. Your hobbies include windsurfing and adopting stray puppies? Yeah that’s hot and all, but I know in reality you probably just spend your days eating potato chips on the couch and watching reruns of Jerry Springer. Ain’t nothing wrong with that, but what are the chances that you’re actually the knight in shining armor your profile puts you out to be? With that in mind honesty on Tinder can be just as sexy as a guy with 6-pack abs, although this guy may have taken it to a new level.

My brain says “swipe left,” but my heart says “swipe right, he sounds like fun!”

[H/T Reddit]