Uwe Max Jensen
Danish artist Uwe Max Jensen did a remarkably good job at painting Kim Kardashian’s famous “Break the Internet” ass photo using only his penis and, yet, all I can think about is what it might feel like to get paint inside your dick hole. Does it sting, like soap or a UTI? Or is it harmless, like the gobs and gobs of lotion you polish yourself off with every night?
I may never know the answer to that possibly burning question, but the Daily Dot got the answer to why Jensen likes making art with his penis and that’s almost just as good:
“My penis is an organ. I need it to reproduce, and for sex and joy,” Jensen told the Daily Dot. “But I can also use it in my art, and that’s joyful for me on more levels.”
Jensen’s first penis portrait was of a Danish politician, which he gave to his friend as a wedding present. (Jensen said he sent the final product through Facebook to the politician, who blocked him immediately thereafter.) Then he came across Kardashian’s “Break the Internet” photo shoot in Paper.
“I saw this picture of Kim Kardashian and this very impressive behind she has, and I thought ‘This must be portrait number two,’” he said.
It doesn’t get more perfect than Jensen’s “portrait number two” being of the exact spot where Kim Kardashian produces her own number twos.
Uwe Max Jensen
Uwe Max Jensen
Now that’s what I call raw talent.
I’ll show myself out.
[H/T Daily Dot]