Guy Tweets Unfortunate Story About How He Interrupted A Couple Having Sex In A Car, But You’ll Laugh So It’s Okay
Sure the two people gettin’ it on in the trunk of their car probably didn’t think this was funny – but I did, and you most likely will too, so who cares? The Internet is all about instant gratification and if my joy comes at someone else’s expense then so be it. That’s life. I want this, I want that, and if I get neither this nor that then quick quick chop chop then I’m off to somewhere else to find it there instead.
But don’t you worry your pretty little head, because the story about how Joe Craig awkwardly interrupted two people boning in their car is right here. No need to look elsewhere! Just keep on readin’: