Drunk Bicyclist Arrested At Taco Bell Drive-Thru Takes The Saddest Mug Shot Ever

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Dude just wanted a fuckin’ beefy Gordita. But policies, man. Taco Bell and most other fast food restaurants have policies that they won’t serve people on bicycles who try to order food in the drive-thru. I don’t know why that is, but when someone is drunk shouldn’t they be rewarded for riding a bicycle instead of getting behind the wheel of a car? I don’t have any stats on hand, but in my head a drunk guy on a bicycle seems somewhat safer, at least for other motorists.

This guy’s reward fro trying to be slightly smarter/safer was being arrested. Our reward is his mug shot of infinite sadness. Thank god for policies.

[H/T WFTV]

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