Look, I’m getting sick of all the holiday-themed videos that have been flooding the Internet all month. They were fine in the beginning of December when I was trying to get into the Christmas spirit, but now they’re just annoying. I don’t eat gingerbread and I don’t have a girlfriend, so all this video is reminding me of is the fact that Christmas is over and that I’m probably going to die alone without even a gingerbread house by my bedside to eat.
Not that I’d eat a gingerbread house in the first place, but still. It’s the thought that counts.