If You Hate Morning People, Watch This Video
Mornings are hell. I genuinely can’t function before about two cups of coffee, plus my apartment is COLD AS FUCK for at least an hour before any sort of warmth starts in (stupid NYC walk-up steam heating). Also, morning people are asshole, bragging about how they got a work out in before work and how wonderful of a breakfast they had at 7AM. Mornings suck, being chipper sucks, and people who are chipper in the morning are THE WORST.
This video is spot on if you hate mornings as much I as do.