Hazmat Team Called To Disneyland After Guests Hit With Poop
Things took a turn for the worse at Disneyland on Friday night when 17 park-goers were hit with poop. The happiest place on Earth quickly turned into the crappiest place on Earth.
It was first reported that human feces were thrown at the people, however authorities determined that fowl play was involved because it was actually goose poop. The situation was so extremely dire that people called for the Anaheim Police Department to get involved.