This past winter, blizzard buddies became all the rage in major cities were it just wouldn’t stop fucking snowing. The concept was simple — find a stranger of the opposite sex to shack up with while waiting for all the snow to fucking melt.
Well now that the weather has turned from frigid to frigging humid as hell, blizzard buddies have become heatwave hook-ups as horny young people search for new friend with better air conditioning.
Some of the city’s hound dogs in heat are panting after women in a bid to get into the gals’ air-conditioned apartments.
As the mercury soared last week, guys started placing personal ads on Craigslist seeking escape from their sauna-like man caves.
“My air conditioner is broken and it’s too hot in my space,” wrote a 44-year-old man in Brooklyn Heights. “Would love to use it as an excuse to get out and meet someone with the potential for heavy flirtation.”
Describing himself as brown-haired, blue-eyed and “shockingly normal,” he continued: “Would love to meet someone who is looking for the same, and is not afraid of meeting quickly . . . as I can’t bear it in here any longer.”
I’m sure that guy’s A/C was working just fine but can you blame a bro for trying this approach. Personally, I think the opposite approach would score more women. Brag about the size of your HVAC and the women will come running. Probably not too fast though, it’s too fucking hot out to move too fast.
[via NY Post]