This is the breakfast of champions, so long as you’re the champion of high cholesterol and early heart disease. If that’s you then FEAST ON, CHAMP!
A joint up in northern England, cleverly named Bear Grills, is offering The Hibernator breakfast — an 8,000 calorie heart punch that includes random breakfast meats, waffles, beans, french fries and something called black pudding. Black pudding is also what gets stuck to your arteries if you even make it through half of The Hibernator.
Here’s the entire rundown of the meal’s contents, in case you’re interested in getting heartburn from just reading.
- 4 fried eggs
- 8 “rashers” of bacon
- 8 sausages
- 4 hash browns
- 1 cheese omelette made of 4 more eggs
- 4 waffles
- 4 pieces of toast
- 4 pieces of fried bread
- 4 pieces of black pudding
- 2 ladlefuls of beans, tomatoes, and mushrooms
- French fries
- 32-ounce milkshake
There’s also a kid’s version in case you’ve spawn a glutton in your own image.
So far no one has been able to tackle and defeat The Hibernator — and no one should.
H/T Grub Street