As a professional adult lone wolf who still likes to have a damn good time, I like this guy’s tactics. Lone wolf tactics. Relationships and dates are great and all, but if you don’t bring a companion, they can’t ruin the night and kill your buzz for you. That’s just lone wolf logic.
Savage tactics, my bretheran. Extra savage for throwing it on social media to collect the adoration of your suitors as a long play. You win the BroBible seal of approval, especially rocking a gnarly lip sweater like that. Chay on.
can't trust any girls so i decided to ask myself to homecoming:))) (i said yes) pic.twitter.com/QOqHvC8g0x
— joe larue (@josephclarue) September 26, 2016