This Is Not A Drill: Hilary Duff Admits That She Has Sex In Public

Apparently, Hilary Duff is on a television show called “Younger,” which I have never heard of until right this second. The dramedy (YUCK) airs on the prestigious TV Land channel, which explains why I have never heard of it, and why the show probably asked Duff if she could get them easy publicity by answering the risqué question of “Have you ever had sex in public?”

The show, which has been out for nearly a year (Who knew!), is gearing up for their second season in April, so to drum up excitement they had the cast play “Never Have I Ever.” When the actors and actresses were asked if they had ever had sex in public, Duff flipped her paddle to a big, fat YES.

Thank you Jesus!

“I don’t want to tell people this,” Duff then defended her naughty acts. “We shouldn’t have to be answering these things!”

She then changed her answer by saying, that she “never had sex before!” She has a three-year-old son, but nice try there virgin Hilary.

The problem with this titillating revelation is that she provided ZERO juicy details. There was no time frame given as to when this public porking happened and where it went down. Like did it happen last week? Does it happen on the regular? Was she banging in the woods? Was the dirty doggin’ in a car? If so what kind of car? Front seat or backseat? So many unanswered questions.

Great. Now every time I see a car a rockin’, I’m gonna come a knockin’ because it could be Hilary Duff.