Homeless Hitchhiker with a Hatchet Is a Huge Hero, Gives the Most Batsh*t Crazy Interview Ever

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Via the News Tribune:

Fresno County sheriff’s deputies arrested Jett Simmons McBride, 54, of Tacoma on suspicion of ramming his car into the worker. McBride was booked into the Fresno County Jail early Saturday on suspicion of attempted murder. His bail was set at $1 million.

According to sheriff’s officials: About 2 p.m. Friday, McBride drove his car toward a PG&E work crew, wedging workers between two vehicles west of Highway 99 in Fresno.

McBride had picked up a hitchhiker, who said McBride was making racist remarks when he came upon the PG&E workers, one of whom was black.

Police say McBride lodged the black worker between his car and the work truck, got out of his car and began beating the worker and attacking others who tried to stop him. The hitchhiker then got out of the car and started hitting McBride with a hatchet, officials said.

Witnesses say the hitchhiker eventually knocked out McBride, who is 6 feet 4 and weighs 290 pounds, according to jail records.


According to the news report, the attacker claimed he was Jesus while beating up the women. That's when  Kai jumped in to save the day with his hatchet. Who, exactly, is Kai? He's just a nomadic soul just looking to crush some gnarly waves and shred some skate. I want to drink so many beers with this man.