Group Of Homeopathic ‘Doctors’ Accidentally OD’d On Hallucinogens, Wigged Out, Had To Be Rescued By Actual Doctors

‘LOL homeopathy!’, am I right? I cannot imagine a more terrifying scenario than a room full of German homeopathic “doctors” who have accidentally overdosed on an LSD-like substance and are whipped up into an angry, psychedelic frenzy that has them “staggering around, rolling in a meadow, talking gibberish and suffering severe cramps.” But that’s precisely what REAL DOCTORS were called in to neutralize after nearly 30 men and women at a homeopathy conference in Germany came together and overdosed on ‘2C-E’, aka ‘Aquarust’, an hallucinogenic drug that’s outlawed in Germany. Over 150 ACTUAL MEDICAL WORKERS were needed to subdue the ~30 homeopathic “doctors” (‘Heilpraktikers’ in Germany) after they lost control and began tripping balls.

The UK’s Independent has the story (via NDR):

Broadcaster NDR described the 29 men and women “staggering around, rolling in a meadow, talking gibberish and suffering severe cramps”.
More than 150 medical staff, ambulances and police descended on the scene and took the raving delegates to hospital.
The patients, aged between 24 and 56, were found suffering from delusions, breathing problems, racing hearts and cramps, with some in a serious condition, Deutsche Welle reported.
Tests on their blood and urine revealed they had all taken hallucinogenic drug 2C-E, which is known as Aquarust in Germany and has been illegal there since the end of last year.
No one recovered sufficiently to be interviewed by police until Monday, a spokesperson said.
Torsten Passie, a member of the German government’s expert commission for narcotics, told NDR: “It must have been a multiple overdose. That does not support the view that the people concerned took the hallucinogen knowingly.
“One has to assume that people were not told about the substance, its effects and risks before taking it.”
Police are reportedly looking into possibilities including the drug being taken as a joint experiment, or it being furtively given to conference participants as a prank.
No arrests have yet been made as the investigation continues into a possible violation of Germany’s Narcotics Act.

Honestly, what do you expect from a group of people who have devoted their lives to homeopathy and not ACTUAL MEDICINE??? I’m shocked there aren’t more incidents like this worldwide from so-called “experts” in Eastern Medicine who actually don’t know their ass from their elbow when it comes to treating any sort of medical ailment. I do feel for them though, getting scooped up by cops and doctors who outnumbered them 5-to-1 and forced to ride out their hallucinogenic experience from inside a hospital, that’s not fun for anyone.

For more on this story you can check out the write up on NDR and/or the UK’s Independent!