This Is The Most Horrifying Pool Jump Fail You Will Ever Watch

Look, I know you’re going to watch this and be like “Omg Rebecca, I’ve seen WAY WORSE THINGS and you’re LYING and I HATE YOU and errmaghurdd GTFO die,” but fortunately I already have a blanket response ready for all of you:

Go fuck yourselves.

Did you not hear the “SMACK” once this kid’s body hit the pavement? Were you somehow able to miss his head crashing into the ground? Or the people in the background screaming? Wait, what’s that? You changed your mind and you’ll admit that watching this made your skin crawl at one point? Good. I hereby retract my “go fuck yourselves” statement. Enjoy.