Chalk this up as a win for law enforcement. For as much hate as they’ve been getting for quite literally jumping the gun in some situations, a few cops resist the temptation to whip our their nightsticks and get a slob job from an absolute stunner.
The proposition came after 24-year-old Arielle Engert was pulled over on a Florida freeway after being spotted weaving in the road by traffic cops.
Officers said her blood alcohol level was twice that of the legal limit, and they also found small amounts of cocaine and weed in the car.
According to the Mirror, an officer wrote in his report:
“The defendant stated repeatedly that she would perform fellatio (and) other sex acts if deputy would not charge her with the offences she was arrested for.”
She initially requested to blow Deputy Brian Sudbrink after he pulled her over, and then gave the same request to deputies Obed Munoz and Eric Biddle when they arrived to deal with the drugs.
So tack on bribery charges to her rap sheet.
Would you bros have done the right thing? Because after looking at these pictures, I’m trying to decide what the right thing to do was.
Even looks smokin’ hot in her mug shot. I’d be this happy too if I was hammered drunk, hopped up on nose candy, and stoney bologned on some sticky nug.
I would have lost my job to take her up on her request. No two ways about it. I would have given the double bird to my dash cam as it was happening, too. Losing my career and my house would be well worth the thirty eight seconds of boner bliss.
Don’t look at me like that. You would too, tough guy.
[h/t Mirror]