Tired Of The Pussification Of America? Here’s A Tutorial On ‘How To Be American’ From Some Dude Drinking Whiskey

Have you woken up at some point in the past few years and realized the country you grew up in is no longer the country you see around you? Do you want to do something about it but aren’t sure what that thing is that you should be doing? Well, I’m here to tell you that you should share this glorious video from Mat Best on ‘How to be American’, a tutorial of how we should all be living our lives.

Now, I’m not sure I agree with 100% of this video. I definitely echo the sentiment that Jimmy John’s has glorious sandwiches and that drinking & driving is grossly irresponsible. I always Uber when I can, but at the same time I think it’s kind of a kick in the dick to global warming to be taking a helicopter to Jimmy John’s, that’s where I draw my line in the sand. Living here in Florida I’ll probably have to move several times over the course of my life just to escape the rising tides as the house I’m currently living in is almost certain to be submerged within the next 50 years. So if these bros could just go ahead and start innovating like real Americans and come up with a solar power solution to helicopters then I’d be totally cool with their lifestyle. Until then I’ll just have to accept the core differences between myself and Mat Best.

(via r/murica)