Human Hungry Hungry Hippos Would Be The Greatest Drinking Game Of All Time

Most drinking games get boring after a couple rounds and then everyone gets so smashed they just stop playing. Here’s the beauty of turning this game of Human Hungry Hungry Hippos into a drinking game — you don’t start playing until AFTER everyone is smashed.

Imagine everyone has a nice buzz on and BOOM! RELEASE THE BALLS! Drunkest people get down face-first on skateboards and the kind-of sober people man the bungee cords.

Hilarity, and vomiting, ensues.

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Chris Illuminati is a 5-time published author and recovering a**hole who writes about running, parenting, and professional wrestling.