I Don’t Know What to Think About Miley Cyrus’ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles-Themed Panties

They are… kinda weird… and kinda hot. They’re making me a little uncomfortable. But in a good way. This is also wayyy to close. But I’m not upset about that.

I think that childhood icons shouldn’t be sexy. Yet I find this kind of sexy. Ugh. I’m so conflicted. DAMN YOU, MILEY.

/shakes fist at notions of celebrity in 2014

But anyhoo. What do you think? Also, nice abs.