Idiot Burglar Leaves Behind Hysterical ‘Oh Shit’ Portrait Thanks To Staring DIRECTLY Into Security Camera
Some jackass recently broke into a Calgary construction site and stole more than $11,000 in tools. The only thing he left behind was the perfect photo of himself. So perfect it was as if he was being instructed by police to “face front.”
The “oh shit, that’s a camera” expression is beyond priceless. He’s basically channeling a suddenly outnumbered Keanu Reeves, who happens to be out of bullets. Next time, wear a mask, dude. Or maybe just don’t commit crimes.
From the Calgary police:
“The suspect is described as a Caucasian male,” police said. “He was wearing a black hoodie, black toque, and gloves. The suspect also appears to have a large tattoo on his neck of a spider web.”
Police could have also said, while holding up the photo: “He looks like this. He looks EXACTLY like this.”
I’d like to believe that with the $11,000 worth of stolen tools, this guy has already begun building his own jail cell.
Anyone with information — and I’m sure there are many thanks to the helpful head shot — can contact the Calgary Police Service at 403-266-1234.