Going into an Ikea is nothing short of taking a stroll through the deepest pits of Hell; you walked in looking for one thing? CONGRATULATIONS, you get to go through the ENTIRE GODDAMN STORE. Try to take a shortcut? Go fuck yourself now you’re even more lost than before.
My hatred for the cheapest “furniture” store on the planet doesn’t really have much to do with all these fake product reviews someone went and sprinkled throughout some Ikea somewhere; I just felt like bitchin’.