Hey. How are you today? Hope everything is going well.
I’m going to need you to take a deep breath because what you’re about to see will surely leave you speechless. And, try as you may, you’ll never be able to return to a time in your life when you’d never seen this.
It’s a parody of Iggy Azalea’s Fancy done by the waitstaff at a Buffalo, N.Y., Cheesecake Factory, appropriately titled We’re So Cheesecake.
Ready or not, here we go.
Now, my first inclination is to say something snarky. But that’s lazy and, honestly, this piece of art transcends snark. In fact, I am genuinely impressed at the courage of the team there to finish the job of posting this beaut to YouTube for the rest of us to enjoy.
You can mark my words: this smoldering wreck of a video is going to be good for business in the long run. Think about it. If you’re in Buffalo and have the option of stuffing your face at a nondescript chain restaurant or The Freaking Bad Singing Cheesecake Factory, where are you going to eat?
Kudos to the staff there on an unabashedly bad job done.