Step-By-Step Instructional Video On How To Get A Crackhead Off Your Porch


You always see people sharing instructional videos on some nonsense like “How To Peel Garlic In 10 Seconds,” or “How To Never Lose Your TV Remote Ever Again.” But I’m here to drop some true knowledge that could really improve your life.

This is my boy Dollar Billions, and he’s going to provide you with step-by-step instructions on how to remove one of the worst pests that can invade your house… crackheads. Dollar Billions has a nasty varmint that has been pestering him. Stating early at 2 a.m. until early Christmas Eve morning this crackhead has been causing a ruckus by jibber jabbering in her crackheadanese language. However Dollar Billions is about to put an end to this ratchet shit, right after he calms himself down with some bud.

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