The Internet Is Freaking Out Over This Cop’s Instagram Account That Has Women Wanting Him To ‘Frisk Them All Over’
Eh…to me he’s like a 5 outta 10. He’s not ugly by any stretch of the imagination, but is he hot enough to drive women outta their minds trying to get his attention on the street? Not by a long shot. But what do I know? Maybe Deputy Miguel Pimentel is the second coming of Jesus mixed with a little Brad Pitt and I’m just immune to his supposed charms. I mean the guy’s got girls on Twitter saying shit like:
— Briana Keegan (@brikeegan4585) June 8, 2015
— sara claire doig (@sara_doig) June 7, 2015
— paul (@mrestrada30) June 6, 2015
I’m a bad girl cuff me and take me to jail 😍 pic.twitter.com/hstLzbZA4d
— roseZ Winter (@RoseZ_Winter) May 21, 2015
//platform.twitter.com/widgets.jsso it’s clear I’m just the minority. And Twitter is one thing — it’s a complete other to have women approaching you outta the blue on the street.
The 33-year-old deputy told The New York Daily News that the attention has got so out-of-control that women are boldly approaching him on the street. They gush ‘you’re the cop on Facebook,’ Pimentel told the newspaper.(via)
Ugh, thirsty much? As for how Miguel got his physique, a question I’m sure you care about more than I do since it’s impossible to care about ANYTHING in life less than I care about this guy’s workout routine:
He said: ‘I was on the Marine Corps body building team my last year in the Marines and I liked it right away. Ever since then it’s been a part of my life.’ In 2013, the hunky deputy won the National Physique Committee New Jersey State Championships for amateur bodybuilding. That same year, he joined the Sheriff’s Department and his duties include seizing property and serving judicial mandates.(via)
So what are we supposed to take away as the moral to this story? That the Internet likes to obsess over dumb shit? That Miguel is hotter than the lava that spills into your mouth upon biting into a Hot Pocket that you’ve microwaved for 30 seconds? Or is there just really no moral here and only a hot cop raking in the ladies without putting forth any effort of his own, aka life isn’t fair for all you neckbearded weeaboos who equate the effort used to shovel potato chips from their bag to your face as exercise?
Probably that last one…but I’m biased.
Side note: what self-respecting 33-year-old takes as many gym selfies as this guy does? Zero.
[H/T Daily Mail]