This iPhone 6 Plus Getting Obliterated In A Blender Will Either Delight Or Horrify You

WARNING: The following video contains graphic content that enthusiasts of Apple and their products may find offensive and appalling. Please proceed with caution.

Did you wait hours or days in some ridiculously long line so that you could boast that you were one of the first people on the planet to own an iPhone 6? Well you might want to not witness the horror that is below. For those of you who are Android addicts you may want to get your favorite lubricant and some tissues because this video is going to be unadulterated tech porn for you.

The new 5.5-inch display iPhone 6 Plus with 16 GB will set you back a cool $749 without a contract, so it makes perfect sense to go through all the arduous rigmarole to get your hands on one of these highly coveted instruments so that you can make a YouTube video with it. No not take a video of your cat falling into a bathtub, but an actual video of your brand-spanking-new iPhone 6 Plus being demolished in a blender.

Wait. Did you hear that? That noise you just heard was thousands of iPhone fanatics collectively screaming in sheer terror.

This image is going to have Steve Jobs rolling in his grave even more than Apple Maps did.