Do you like Apple products? Because you shouldn’t. Some of them are okay, like the iPod Shuffle. That thing is a ROCK, I can throw it against a wall, step on it, probably drive my car over it and it’ll keep on playing random songs that I don’t get to pick. But everything else? Nah, it’s all overpriced shiny stuff that gets scratched the second you take it out of the box. Perfect example: the iPhone 6 Plus. For fuck’s sake, if you can bend it with your hands we’ve got a problem here.