Cocaine CowBros! New Book Claims Jeb And George Used To Smuggle Blow In The 80s
I imagine when your dad is the head of the CIA, you can do a lot of shit with impunity. Like if my dad was the head of the CIA, I’d run a god damn Mafia crime syndicate just for kicks, working in collaboration with my pops to do his dirty work while he kept his hands clean — assassinations, extortion, you know, real bonding — comfortable in the knowledge that when the time came, immunity would be there for me.
And I’m a fuck up nowhere near the level of the Bush Bros. Those idiots Jeb and George were reckless, blow snorting, booze chugging, trust fund babies. So an allegation that they flew a kilo of coke into Miami ain’t surprising at all. Nor the fact that allegedly Jeb Bush snorted some cocaine at the vice president’s mansion when his dad won the 1988 election.
Jeb would have been 35-ish, which in the 80s was primo coke doing age.
These are all claims in a new book by former White House aide Roger Stone titled Jeb! And The Bush Crime Family.
What other baseless but utterly believable allegations are in the book? Well, for starters, the fact that Jeb rhymes with coke head.
Mind. Blown. I know. From Radar Online:
In one shocking passage, Stone wrote: “Jeb had snorted lines of cocaine at the vice president’s residence at the Naval Observatory on the night of Vice President George H.W. Bush‘s election to the presidency.”
“A prominent Tallahassee lobbyist told me he had also snorted coke with Jeb Bush, which the [then-Florida] governor said he did largely out of boredom with the slow pace of the state capital,” added Stone.
Stone pointed out in the book that there are also allegations Bush, 62, once smuggled cocaine into Florida.
“Legendary CIA drug smuggler and pilot Barry Seal claimed to his Miami lawyer Richard Sharpstein that he had orchestrated an elaborate sting at the Opa-locka airport in which the DEA got videotape of Jeb and his brother George W. Bush bringing a kilo into Florida for resale,” wrote Stone.
Seems like a lot of work for a kilo when you are rich, but whatever. No one ever accused the kids of being smart.
The book hits stores on February 16t. You know I’ll be reading it.