Jim Harbaugh Took on A Walrus in a Push-Up Contest, Because Jim Harbaugh Is a Man Who Backs Down From Nothing

Jim Harbaugh is a man. A mother fucking man. Who doesn’t take any shit. So when he was at the zoo the other day and saw a walrus crushing some ‘shups, he wasn’t gonna let that blubbering fucking animal think he was in better shape than Jim Fucking Harbaugh. So, he jumped over the fence and challenged that walrus to a ‘shuppin’ duel.

Guess who won?


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[Via Next Impulse Sports]