For the uninitiated:
In case you haven’t noticed, the whole Internet has basically turned into clickbait. It’s almost impossible to scroll down my Facebook newsfeed without reading some bullshit like “You’ll NEVER GUESS What Happens When This Guy Goes To The Grocery Store” only to have the “story” say “He bought groceries. The End.” I hate that shit. I hate it. I refuse to click on anything with a clickbait title out of pure, misdirected spite, even though my job is basically writing clickbait. Whatever, everyone’s a hypocrite whether they like it or not, so watch John Oliver take a giant dump on it all by wrecking a pinata.