For the longest time, as the inevitable war between the humans and machines approached, we wondered which side animals would take. With us benevolent, but unintentionally malevolent humans, who have destroyed many an animal’s habitat, yet still have the capacity for love. Or the coldly logical machines, whose intentions for animals after they take over the world is unknown.
Well now, after this kangaroo has punched the piss out of this drone that was watching it, we know the animals have our back. Which is good. We can use whales to fight robot submarines. And hawks to fight drones. And bears to fight Terminators. We may have a shot after all.
Let’s get at it.