Kanye West and Future’s New Song is All About the Glory of Kim Kardashian’s Backside

Some sample lyrics from Kanye West’s vague and metaphoric verse on Future’s new jam “I Won”:

I want to dip that ass in gold, I want to dip that ass in gold
I made it over NBA, NFL players
So every time I score it’s like the Super Bowl

I just, I CAN’T figure out what he’s talking about! The art is beyond me.

My trophy on that Bound bike, I gave you only pipe
If people don’t hate then it won’t be right
You could look at Kylie, Kendall, Kourtney and Khloe
All your Mama ever made was trophies, right?

Nope. No clue.

Anyway, let us all pray to Yeezus that Kanye’s next album goes easy on the Kardashian worship. Because this verse kind of sucks.