Kid Opens Brand New PS4 Only To Find A Wooden Replica With A Cock And Balls Drawn On It

Oh to be a fly on the wall when that kid opened up this PS4 box. I may have forfeited all my gifts to see the look on his face go from complete jubilation to that look you get when you pull out a giant wooden cock and balls box. A+ troll job by the fine folks at Target. Of course this is probably the meanest thing you can do to a kid on Christmas, but I am on board with anyone willing to bare the burden of toughening up this younger generation. They are self-centric softies and if a cock and balls box on Christmas morning will teach them a lesson on adversity, it only bodes well for our nation’s future. Cock ‘N Balls Box–Making America Great Again.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.