Kid Opens Brand New PS4 Only To Find A Wooden Replica With A Cock And Balls Drawn On It

by 5 years ago

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Oh to be a fly on the wall when that kid opened up this PS4 box. I may have forfeited all my gifts to see the look on his face go from complete jubilation to that look you get when you pull out a giant wooden cock and balls box. A+ troll job by the fine folks at Target. Of course this is probably the meanest thing you can do to a kid on Christmas, but I am on board with anyone willing to bare the burden of toughening up this younger generation. They are self-centric softies and if a cock and balls box on Christmas morning will teach them a lesson on adversity, it only bodes well for our nation’s future. Cock ‘N Balls Box–Making America Great Again.

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