Watch Kirk Cameron Star in a Hilarious Abstinence Video from the 90’s

There's so, so much to laugh at in this early 90s abstinence PSA featuring Cameron and his wife Chelsea Noble. FilmDrunk did a superb job thoroughly listing out the highlights, but I feel the need to throw in my top three favorite people here:

3. 3:25: This guy.

2. 2:45: This woman in an Eagles hat who informs us that getting AIDS is okay as long as you get to die together with your man. It's like Romeo and Juliet! 

1. 1:50: This poor kid who gets a long, long, long—so uncomfortably long—close-up. It just never stops!

In summary, don't have sex or you'll catch on fire and die.

[H/T: FilmDrunk]