The guy you see above goes by “Furze,” and I had no idea who he was until about 7 minutes ago. I’ve quickly come to realize he might be one of the most intelligent men on the face of the earth, because he just invented a knife that toasts bread while you cut it in like 5 seconds flat. Literally, every home in America needs one of these.
He’s dubbed it the “FurzoToasto” and should probably commercialize the shit out of it ASAP.
I mean, obviously there’s a little bit of danger associated with a product like that, but this would so benefit humanity’s kitchens it’d be a crime to withhold technology like this from the public! Do you know how much time this would save in bagel shops and delis?
LOOK AT THIS! How did it take until 2015 for someone to think to do something like this!!!?
Maybe the heat setting could take a few steps down, but this is just a prototype, obviously.
Fuck waiting 60-90 seconds for your shitty toaster to work ever again. It’s all about efficiency, people! I need this “FurzoToasta,” and I needed it yesterday.
You’re a brilliant Bro, Colin Furze.