There’s Nothing More Australian Than This Blood Thirsty Koala Chasing Some Chick Riding An ATV Through The Mud

by 4 years ago

If we’re really pulling strings, then the only things missing from this video are a great white shark eating a deadly octopus and/or a snake dying while digesting a massive spider, but I think it’s safe to say that this is (without question) the MOST AUSTRALIAN video you’ll watch in 2015. It’s hard to talk about this video without spoiling too much, but as I mentioned in the headline there’s an Aussie chick riding an ATV through the mud, being chased by a blood-thirsty koala bear, and the entire time she’s narrating it in that adorable Australian accent.

If I had to rate this video in terms of Australian foods it’d get 10 out of 10 jars of Vegemite:

That video was shared to Facebook on Saturday and in just 48 hours it’s already amassed over 2 MILLION VIEWS. The description of the video says it all “The koala bloody chased me tonight! F#$….Sh*t me self”. Now I’m no stranger to ATV’s, having ridden them for over half my life, and I can’t help but wonder why she didn’t just gun it at any point and put some mud between her and the koala? Clearly that koala was out to get her, why in the heck did she string it along for so long? I mean, all it wanted to do was hug that ATV wheel and look cool in front of all the cows, why’d you deprive it for so long of the chance to do that?

Koalas are NOT to be trifled with. Just take a cold hard look at this koala and tell me that’s something you want to antagonize out there in the Australian Outback:






Like I said just before, koala’s are NOT an animal to be trifled with….

[h/t HappyPlace]