LeBron James and Johnny Manziel Star in McDonald’s Commercial For a New Sandwich You Aren’t Good Enough to Eat

McDonald’s just launched its new Bacon Clubhouse sandwich, which apparently it doesn’t want you to eat, because you aren’t in its Best of the Best club, with LeBron James and Johnny Manziel. There, they get to eat a new McDonald’s sammy on an “artisan roll.” You don’t.

Maybe if you tried harder earlier in life.