This child must be named “Megatron.”
We have no clue why this guy is giving the Internet a say in naming his kid. He says on Reddit that he's crazy, then two lines later says he's not crazy. He could be lying. He could be Canadian. (I don't know many Canadians.) He also says he and his wife have the final say in the name, which is kind of a cop-out and a sign that maybe he's not taking this that seriously. (Choosing your marriage over a self-imposed Internet contest is so lame.)
Regardless, the kid has to be named Megatron. It stands the best chance of being a weird name that can overtake weak crap like “Amelia.” And it's a fucking sweet name. VOTE HERE.
[H/T: Daily Dot]