Lewis Flint was just 16-years-old when he got a giant Henry the Hoover tattooed just above his junk. Naturally, he used his penis as the hose for the vacuum cleaner, because that’s just an inspired move right there.
Never mind the fact that legally he was supposed to be 18 to get such a tattoo, he got it anyway.
Oh yeah, the tattoo also involves a black cable which goes around his hip to a socket on his butt. Classy.
At first the tattoo was a big hit. Kind of to be expected since at 16 the crowd he was hanging with would obviously value that sort of humor.
“When I first got it done aged 16 I couldn’t stop getting it out, I got loads of attention and I was a bit of a local hero, I loved it.”
However now, at age 21, his vacuum cleaner tattoo has been causing him some issues. As in it’s interfering with his ability to get laid.
“But I was with a girl recently and I liked her, things were going well until we got naked.
“When she saw it she said ‘What’s that? I am off!’ I was gutted, I never thought I would regret my tattoo when I got it done.”
Unsurprisingly, mum Rachel is not a fan of the body art.
She said: “I completely understand why the poor girl ran away and she could have been a keeper.
“I can’t believe he has had the tattoo, it must be off-putting for a lot of girls. You can’t take him seriously as it is ridiculous.”
Now he has a whole new outlook on his tattoo, “When I think about that night the girl walked out it does haunt me and puts me off showing it to other women in the future. I know laser removal is painful but never getting laid again would be more painful.”
So he tried to get it removed. For reasons that will make you cringe, that effort was not a success.
“The thought of that going round near my balls is unbearable.I don’t know how people put up with 20 minutes of it,” says Flint. “Laser is too painful for me to get rid of this tattoo, I am going to have to put up with it.”
The good news? Not only does he have a very unique tattoo, it would appear that his worries about never getting laid are unwarranted based on some tweets I’ve gathered…
See? It’s not all bad, Lewis. You just have to find the right girl.
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