Lingerie-Clad Woman Pulls Gun from Vagina after Argument about Aliens

And that isn't even half the story. Here it is, the best sentence ever written. From The Smoking Gun

A domestic dispute over space aliens escalated Saturday morning when a lingerie-clad New Mexico woman allegedly pointed a silver handgun at her boyfriend, a weapon she retrieved from her vagina, where it had been placed while the accused was  performing a sex act, police allege.

What more could you want in the incident? That the woman be the ex-wife of a famous novelist? Sure, why not? Jennifer McCarthy is the former paramour of Cormac McCarthy (of The Road fame). It gets better. Oh, it gets better. 

The couple (the man's name has been redacted) got involved in an argument about space aliens that was heated enough for McCarthy to leave the house.  

Upon returning to the home, he told deputies, McCarthy went into her bedroom and later emerged “wearing lingerie and a silver handgun in her vagina.” She then proceeded to “have inner course with the gun,” according to the court fling.

While using the gat as a sex toy, McCarthy reportedly asked her boyfriend, “Who is crazy, you or me?” The probable cause statement, drafted by Deputy Chris Zook, does not indicate whether McCarthy’s boyfriend dared to answer that query.

After removing the gun from her vagina, McCarthy pointed it at her boyfriend’s head, investigators charge. Fearing that he could get shot, the man grabbed the weapon from McCarthy and put it in the toilet.

Meth? Gotta be meth. 

[HUGE H/T Filmdrunk, Image via Santa Fe County Adult Detention Facility]