Worker Figures Out Easy But Asshole Way To Avoid Office Small Talk After Long Weekend

There’s nothing work than small talk around the office ESPECIALLY after a three day weekend. If you happen to go on vacation, forget it, you’re not getting shit done the first day back you’re answering so many god damn questions.

This guy, allegedly named Paul, isn’t much for small talk with coworkers. He’s come up with a brilliant way to avoid the mindless conversation that fills the office with this note hung outside his cubicle.

Nine beers on Memorial Day or in total? Shit! I can’t ask him. Maybe I’ll just email him all my questions.

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