That moment you learn about sex is a real game-changer. While most people learn about sex from running into their parents’ room when you hear them yelling about “God.” However this little girl got her life lesson at a shitty zoo.
This kid learns about the birds and the bees from two turtles. The girl is shocked by the turtles fucking and all she can say is, “Oh my goodness!” The only kid more excited about this video is this fella.
Despite there being an audience watching, this bro turtle is coming out of his shell (literally), and putting on one fucking show. Props to this turtle getting his mack on and keeping his rod because I lose my erection if a cat wanders into the room to watch my fuck sesh.
[Reddit]