What Happens When A Local Weatherman Lets His Breakup Bleed Into His Forecast?

You get this devolution of sanity from comedian Mike Camerlengo. The fake weatherman’s forecast starts cheery enough, but then shifts to shit (literally covering how Italian food made his ex super gassy), before turning to the day she moved out.

Which makes this five-day forecast is as depressing as they come.

Basically, no one should ever have to go to work after falling out of love. It’s too hard.