Girl On Twitter Finds The Longest Cheeto You’ll Ever See
There’s nothing quite as satisfying as finding a weird-shaped Cheeto. Hell, sometimes such a find can make you rich, with a Cheeto shaped like Harambe the Gorilla pulling over $100,000 on Ebay a few months ago.
This Cheeto Puff belongs in the Cheeto hall of fame. Look how long it is! It snakes like a perfect serpent. Incredibly, it wasn’t broken in the bag.
I can’t imagine how satisfying it was to discover such a treasure. Please, Smithsonian, preserve this beautiful creation in your archives forever. Eating such a creation is blasphemy — delicious, cheesy blasphemy.