This Woman Has Spent The Last 3 Months In Jail For Having Sex So Loud It Shook Her Neighbor’s Furniture

A Pennsylvania woman has been in jail since March 22nd for loud sex. Loud sex and racist threats, to be exact.

A woman from Red Lion pleaded guilty on Wednesday to disorderly conduct in a case in which police said she had sex so loud that it shook a dresser and bed in her neighbor’s home. Amanda Warfel, 25, was ordered to spend 45 to 90 days in York County Prison. She’s already served that sentence, but is being held on a detainer from Lancaster County. It was not immediately clear why that’s in place.

Because when you find a woman like that, you hold onto her tight! Kidding. Seriously, why is she still in the slammer?

She has been in jail since March 22, and previously pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct and harassment. Those charges were filed after she made racists comments toward a neighbor and refused to turn down her music, the Pennsylvania State Police said.

The judge ordered Warfel to pay court costs, saying he was “not going to put them on the taxpayers.” He also warned her not to “have contact with her neighbors under any circumstance.”

“And I will not,” she told the judge.

[via YDR]

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