A Flying Piece Of Frozen Plane Poo The Size Of A Football Nearly Killed A Lady In India This Week



Frozen Flying Plane Poo, the urban legend that won’t ever die (planes do not drop their feces from the sky at will onto the land below, showering the world with the shit and piss of travelers) just got a big boost.

A woman in Indian is claiming a football-sized piece of frozen plane poo almost killed her when it came hurtling down from the sky.

A frozen block of poo and urine is believed to have landed on a woman in India, injuring her shoulder.

The woman was lucky to escape with her life, as the ‘poo-bomb’ glanced off a nearby rooftop instead of smashing directly into her skull.

It was the size of a football, the Times of India reported, and could have been deadly.

Though it can’t be confirmed that it was most certainly a piece of flying plane poo, skies were clear at the time. So it wasn’t a storm.

School teacher Deepak Jain told the Times: ‘I was only 25 feet away from the spot where the monster came crashing down.

‘Children and villagers witnessed the fall and then heard screams. We ran towards Rajrani’s house and referred her to hospital.’

Planes store their poo and pump it out after landing, but India’s Civil Aviation Authority says that sometimes the holding mechanism can fail. Still, it’s impossible to tell if this is from an airplane.

Could just be bird who takes nasty giant blue shits.

[Via Metro]

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