Madonna Shared Intimate Photo Of Pubic Hair Shaved Into A Nike Swoosh For ‘Women’s Rights’ And People Had Barfy Reactions

Madonna hasn’t dealt with the election of Donald J. Trump very well.

Madonna compared Trump’s election to death and betrayal in a Billboard interview.

“It felt like someone died. It felt like a ­combination of the heartbreak and betrayal you feel when someone you love more than anything leaves you, and also a death. I feel that way every morning; I wake up and say, ‘Oh, wait, Donald Trump is still the president,’ and it wasn’t a bad dream that I had. It feels like women betrayed us. The percentage of women who voted for Trump was insanely high.”

Madonna is all for women’s rights, that’s why she offered blow jobs to everyone who voted for Hillary Clinton. The former pop star also announced that she will be attending the Million Women’s March planned for the day after Trump’s inauguration. The march has set out to “send a strong message to the incoming administration that millions of people across this country are prepared to fight attacks on reproductive health care, abortion services, and access to Planned Parenthood, as they intersect with the rights of young people, people of color, immigrants, and people of all faiths, backgrounds, and incomes.”

Instead of RSVPing to the march or simply sharing information regarding the march, Madonna posted a photo of pubic hair shaved as a Nike swoosh.

Classic Madonna.

The photo was accompanied by the totally not hacky caption of, “Yasssssssss! Just Do it!.”

No word on whether Nike appreciates or repudiates the free advertising on a woman’s bush.

Is this Madonna? No offense to Madonna, but those don’t appear to be the hands of a 58-year-old. I would suspect that there would be more evidence of aging such as wrinkles and liver spots, which are very common in adults older than age 50.

Let’s talk about the mons pubis. That appears to be that of a younger, more nubile girl and not 58-year-old Madonna.

Unless of course the photo is heavily photoshopped. Which is always a possibility.

Piers Morgan reacted by saying this.

A nauseous reaction that was echoed by others.

I’m not sure how promoting a global behemoth of a company that has revenue over $30 billion and has been accused of using sweatshops for nearly 50 years advances her cause but Madonna gonna Madonna.

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