As she was about to introduce Schumer, Madonna decided to make an offer that undecided voters out there can surely not refuse (well, maybe they can)…
One more thing before I introduce this genius of comedy: If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob, okay? Swear to god. And I am good. I’m good. I’m not a douche and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I, uh, have a lot of eye contact. Yeah? And I do swallow.
Alrighty then. Thanks?
H/T Death and Taxes